if the man in my life worked in finance and used hankerchiefs, i’d probably buy him this. and then i would probably decide to leave him, since finance and hankerchiefs aren’t really my thang.

the dow jones hanky, embroidered with the graph of the dow from 04-09 sells here for $28. for $95, they will embroider the graph of your personal stock portfolio. hope it looks a little better.