birthday wishes

and so begins part two of the birthday wish list feature (which includes only items that no one – including bras and ranties – can actually afford).

we wish for the jeepers creepers jumper
in every version
by the by, it’s our turn to ask you for some wee fashion advice. has anyone laid eyes on a winter jumper yet? we mean a cozy long-sleeved long-legged piece, like the most fashionable snuggie you’ll ever see in your life. bueller?