blogette hearts

if you haven’t yet seen texts from last night, you must. you must.

this site made my life. a few faves:

(913): my mouth tastes like poor choices.

(717): hey, it’s lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. i like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
(206): are you in the third fucking grade? check yes or no.

(603): i have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.