font envy

dear ifairy: why doesn’t bras and ranites have an iphone, instead of a blackberry that needs replacing every three months because rim can’t figure out how to get their BALLS to work.

and why doesn’t bras and ranties have am imac, instead of a pc (running windows’ latest and greatest) that shuts down on a whim every other day, losing all of our content, work and open browsers?
and ifairy, why doesn’t bras and ranties have fucking helvetica? why is this beautifully soul-less script left unreachable by those of us on shit computers? can’t you just gimme? grrrr.

 

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