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you know it’s been a big, big weekend for bras and ranties when we can’t even pull it together for a monday post. our humungous halloween weekend, which included copious vodka and manslinging wickedry (potentially aided by our halloween costume of ‘naked’) left us dead to the world by 9pm sunday. considering it is currently 1232am tuesday and we are just now beginning to update the blogette, one can see this is a most certain oddity.

we are thus reminded of a favorite quote from big daddy oscar wilde: she wore far too much rouge last night, and not quite enough clothes. that is always sign of despair in a woman.