i’ve once again received a noise complaint from my neighbours. honestly, these people must be the most insipid individuals on the planet. they complain incessantly. my music is too loud. my dog is too loud. my orgasms are too loud. please.
this is my home and i’ll do as i desire. i’m not disrespectful; i’m simply living my life. it’s called urban living. you don’t want to hear me neighbour? move your ass out to oakville. seems a little more your pace anyway. no offense intended.
fine, i wrote an apology note anyway. my mama raised me right.