it was a day not unlike any other, a barrage of appointments and meetings crammed into our moleskin, tons of running around town in our (finally legal) wheels.
uncharacteristically ahead of schedule to our lunch, bras and ranties decided to pop in for a bikini wax – tree trimming having left a different sort of trim on our mind. we’ve been brazilianing for years, all but numbed to the awkward practice of contorting legs and spreading ass cheeks so our aesthetician can get a better angle. no biggie – we aint shy.
it wasn’t until the process was finished and we glanced down to inspect the handiwork when we saw it. our poor pussy. she’d been stripped of her dignity. she was bald.
don’t get us wrong, we’ve rocked many versions en vagine. the cue ball wasn’t really all that new to us. nor is the landing strip. or the hitler stache. but to strip a girl of her fur muff in the dead of december, without even asking first? we were rightly horrified.
when we expressed as much, the apologetic reply informed us that most women went in fact all the way. we couldn’t quite believe it. when did the practice of going bald below the belt morph from a sexual curiosity to a mainstream salon experience?
is porn so prolific that women adopt its influence without question? why a progression backwards, to an unignorable state of prepubescence? what of feminitity? what of womanhood?
what the fuck’s going on down there out there?
Anonymous says:
I have never forgotton this one statement someone once said and I will always remember their opinion on going all the way bald- from a man's perspective:
"Why would I want to be with a woman and slowly undress her only to see her vagina looks like a 12 year olds???"
It was after he said that, I thought "Shit, you are absolutely right" and therefore don't really rock it 100% all the time, but with the landing strip-obvi.
That statement that he made, sure changes your outlook on it, doesn't it now? Admit it. It does.
AOK says:
I feel at this time of the year it is just too damn cold to be bare but that doesn't mean I wont be for New Years 🙂 lol xoxo
Anonymous says:
Your esthetician was wrong. Most women I know prefer to have a little something. And like the first person who commented here, I've found that most men don't want to feel like they are sleeping with a child.
Anonymous says:
Dear Anonymous,
Don't be silly. While it is true that most men don't want to feel like they're getting busy with a child (thankfully), very few have such a thought when they are exposed to a grown woman sporting a "full" brazilian". While it might be a connection that seems logical to make, there are other more compelling reasons that a guy is delighted by the 'clean as a whistle' look. Trust me, if a guy makes a comment like that, it is for one reason only: he believes that is what you want to hear. Period.