a special day for the douche

despite the fact that this is essentially my personal hell (crowds, eager people and animals en-masse – the only thing missing is identical twins!) i’m considering taking dutchie to woofstock this weekend.

this is a dog lover love-fest, with shopping and treats and what i can only imagine is an exceptional amount of humping, pissing and ass-sniffing. so, essentially dutch’s heaven.

alas, i will swallow my annoyance and grin through an hour of it, only because dutchie does whatever i want every other day. email me@brasandranties.com if you’re going too.