bras and ranties was gutted to learn of the bitch doing very bad things to the man of our dreams last night. turns out vampire eric hooked it up hardcore while on the set of this season’s true blood, quickly but quietly falling for guest-star evan rachel wood.
we can only imagine how good she’s got it right now, considering that prior to this she was staring at marilyn manson’s vagine every night.
and while we’ll begrudgingly admit that her performance on the show was actually quite impressive, we maintain that we would take her if necessary. look at this mansicle! wantie.