we were rendered speechless today during an american apparel browse when we happened upon the likes of these.
oh. no. you. dih’int.
it’s one thing that aa mass-produces so much tired, ill-fitting, uninspired shit in enough colours to convince the masses that they can look somewhat original. it’s another when they’re doing it in the form of pure 80s torture.
please don’t do this, because you can’t pull it off. i can assure you that absolutely no one will respect (or understand) this decision. if you feel the urge, throw the scrunchie and save yourself. and email firstname.lastname@example.org for your much-needed ass whooping.